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so i was drawing whales yesterday

and my sister decided that if you flip this drawing upside down he turns into a party whale

havin’ a whale of a time

1nkedandsexy:

Thanks for the tee being delivered so quick. Love it!

theperksofbeinga-cunt:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

🙌

tastefullyoffensive:

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The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.

Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

most-awkward-moments:

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